Dublin’s police force is currently investigating reports that a small kangaroo or wallaby was pumped full of ecstasy and alcohol and unleashed onto the dance floor at a wedding reception in the Liffey Valley last month. The animal was released as the DJ began to play the theme tune to the popular television programme ‘Skippy the Bush Kangaroo’. Footage of the incident was placed on YouTube and attracted several complaints, and has since been removed. Though police are now involved, it remains as yet a mystery whether the kangaroo performed a great escape – no trace of the kangaroo has since been found – or if the marsupial did, in fact, die as a result of the outrageous events. The Dublin Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has commented, saying “This bizarre and depraved series of events demonstrates that there are people in our society who need to be policed.”

Dammy Ikeola

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